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Toodleroodle von Skroodledoodler ([personal profile] doneisdone) wrote in [community profile] therookery2016-07-04 07:39 pm

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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Teren von Skraedder
RECIPIENT: errbody
WHAT: Meet your new Warden mom
WHEN: early Solace, after Weisshaupt/the Deep Roads
WHERE: in your earholes
NOTES: teren is mean


Good evening, Skyhold. This is Senior Warden Teren von Skraedder, and I have conceded to use this blasted thing to inform you that I am the newly-appointed Warden liaison for the Inquisition.

Concerns and questions from or regarding Wardens in the context of the Inquisition should be directed to me. I would advise you not to waste my time with inane commentary, but I know who I'm representing and will simply remind you that I control the camp's whiskey rations.

All complaints from Alistair and Kaisa must be reported first to Anders, in observation of both punishing any remaining past misdeeds and in protecting my ears from their keening.

In addition, it would be remiss of me not to inform you that one of our own answered his Calling on our recent expedition to the Deep Roads. May each of us drink to Senior Warden Hercules Hansen tonight, who gave his life in sacrifice to the well-being of Thedas.

Thank you for your time.
byblow: (12)

[personal profile] byblow 2016-07-05 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to complain about more discrimination and the lack of paper to write our complaints on.
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[personal profile] scalethewall 2016-07-05 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, leave it to Fereldans not to have anything to write on. Maker, you lot are a needy bunch. What next? Quills? Ink?! Things are already getting out of hand.