universal_charm: (I Told You So/Raised Eyebrows)
James Tiberius Kirk ([personal profile] universal_charm) wrote in [community profile] therookery2016-05-06 06:34 pm

[ OPEN CORRESPONDENCE ] TELL ME BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Jim Kirk
RECIPIENT: Everyone who wants to listen
WHAT: Two important points of business
WHEN: Currently
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Potential (probably guaranteed) raunchiness


[ There's a soft muttering at first - "Does this thing actually work? I think I'm doing this right... okay here goes..." a cough and finally - ]

Ah, good afternoon everyone. My name's Jim Kirk, and I haven't been here long, but I had a couple of things I wanted to look into, if anyone could be so kind as to provide answers.

First - I'm looking for either a woodworker, merchant, anyone can make or provide a chess board and chess pieces. If you don't know what that game is, I can describe what it is I need, and even teach it to you, if you like. It's a strategy game where I am from that I am fond of, and I would like a little piece of home while so far away from it.

I'm willing to pay, of course.

But now for the really important question....

What are the best and worst pick up lines - either used on you or that you've used yourself?

[ It's definitely an important question. ]
el_tybs: Evan Antin (smile_D)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-07 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not saying anything, but there might be some muffled laughing at that.]
samahl: (Default)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Amusing Sam is always a plus!]
el_tybs: Evan Antin (grin_tilt)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
I see you're good at bad pickup lines as well.
samahl: (experienced)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-10 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I don't usually need to use them.

I like to get to the point.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Bad pickup lines or just pickup lines in general?

Ah, yeah. I suppose you do.

[He certainly remembers back then. It had been a little subtle, but Cyril certainly had not pulled punches.]
samahl: (experienced)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
In general. I could always learn.
el_tybs: (stare_F2)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-10 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
I would think it's better just not to overthink it?
samahl: (Default)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-10 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Are you saying I do a decent job without pick up lines?
el_tybs: Evan Antin (smile_side)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-10 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Worked on me didn't it?

Well you would be the better judge at that. I'm sure you know your success rate?

Unless being straight forward counts as a pickup line?
samahl: (Default)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-10 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
It did, and in the end I got something much more important than a single night's romp, didn't I?

[Instead of teasing his voice sounds genuinely warm and affectionate.]
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-10 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you did.

[Sam's tone is soft and warm at the mention, agreeing. Cyril was talking about them becoming friends. He was thankful for it, enjoyed being with the elf, but it doesn't change how his jaw clenches though.]
samahl: (Default)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-12 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
And now I get to pester Kirk when I come visit too. Win-win.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (smile_D)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-12 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure if I should be surprised or not that you know about Kirk. Did a little birdy tell you?
samahl: (face)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-13 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sam, I've been spending a lot of time at your room. I see him around.

He's very handsome.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-13 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
... I suppose you have.

I can agree on that. I'm sure he would, too.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (smile_side)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-13 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[What in the world is Lincolns and Benjamin?

Sam isn't saying very much, but there is obvious sputtering going on, on his end at that comment.]
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-13 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He certainly hears that, Kirk.]

Um... well...

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[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-13 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Confidence is hot.
samahl: (Default)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-13 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, you have to think he's attractive.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-13 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I already agreed that he was.

[He chuckles at that, a bit shyly. He does share the loft with the man after all - hard not to see that.]
samahl: (smirking)

[personal profile] samahl 2016-05-13 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hm-mm. I hope you've been enjoying that.

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