[ OPEN CORRESPONDENCE ] TELL ME BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW

[universal_charm]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Jim Kirk
RECIPIENT: Everyone who wants to listen
WHAT: Two important points of business
WHEN: Currently
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Potential (probably guaranteed) raunchiness

_{[ There's a soft muttering at first - "Does this thing actually work? I think I'm doing this right... okay here goes..." a cough and finally - ]}

Ah, good afternoon everyone. My name's Jim Kirk, and I haven't been here long, but I had a couple of things I wanted to look into, if anyone could be so kind as to provide answers.

First - I'm looking for either a woodworker, merchant, anyone can make or provide a chess board and chess pieces. If you don't know what that game is, I can describe what it is I need, and even teach it to you, if you like. It's a strategy game where I am from that I am fond of, and I would like a little piece of home while so far away from it.

I'm willing to pay, of course.

But now for the really important question....

What are the best and worst pick up lines - either used on you or that you've used yourself?

_{[ It's definitely an important question. ]}

Comments

[el_tybs]

I thought I already agreed that he was.

[He chuckles at that, a bit shyly. He does share the loft with the man after all - hard not to see that.]

[samahl]

Hm-mm. I hope you've been enjoying that.

[el_tybs]

[Sam clears his throat a bit. No he isn't blushing!]

I have... actually.

[samahl]

[He chuckles softly at that.] Good on you, Sam.

[el_tybs]

[He hums thoughtfully, considering everything Cyril was saying and what Kirk had said himself.]

We should all... get a drink sometime. Kirk has some interesting stories about where he's from.

[samahl]

I'd love that. I always enjoy hearing about the other realms the Rifters are from.

[el_tybs]

Some of the stuff he talks about is kind of... out of this world.

[Sorry, couldn't help himself.]

[samahl]

That joke never gets old.

[el_tybs]

I know, right? Classic.

[samahl]

You come up with a day for us to come together, and I'l be there.

[el_tybs]

How about next week? Bring some cards, tell stories. It'll be fun.