universal_charm: (I Told You So/Raised Eyebrows)
James Tiberius Kirk ([personal profile] universal_charm) wrote in [community profile] therookery2016-05-06 06:34 pm

[ OPEN CORRESPONDENCE ] TELL ME BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Jim Kirk
RECIPIENT: Everyone who wants to listen
WHAT: Two important points of business
WHEN: Currently
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Potential (probably guaranteed) raunchiness


[ There's a soft muttering at first - "Does this thing actually work? I think I'm doing this right... okay here goes..." a cough and finally - ]

Ah, good afternoon everyone. My name's Jim Kirk, and I haven't been here long, but I had a couple of things I wanted to look into, if anyone could be so kind as to provide answers.

First - I'm looking for either a woodworker, merchant, anyone can make or provide a chess board and chess pieces. If you don't know what that game is, I can describe what it is I need, and even teach it to you, if you like. It's a strategy game where I am from that I am fond of, and I would like a little piece of home while so far away from it.

I'm willing to pay, of course.

But now for the really important question....

What are the best and worst pick up lines - either used on you or that you've used yourself?

[ It's definitely an important question. ]
el_tybs: Evan Antin (smile_D)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-19 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. You sound so certain.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-23 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well aren't you quite the flatterer.
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[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I suppose I would agree that you have quite the talented tongue.

[He chuckles lightly, clearing his throat just a bit at saying that.]
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-23 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
That would something rather hard to forget honestly.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-24 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Clearly Kirk has risk priorities.]

Really? I took you for someone who throws caution to the wind.
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-24 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
And what should never be forgotten is your set of... 'skills'?
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[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-24 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ah huh. I suppose I'll be seeing you and your skills later then?
el_tybs: Evan Antin (Default)

[personal profile] el_tybs 2016-05-24 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a huff of amusement, one he usually gives when he's flustered.]

I'll- be holding you to that then.