crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[exequy]

Right.

That one is shit, too. But it can be a little less shit than the mask one if it makes you happy.

[glandival]

It should make you happier not to sound like an imbecile.

[exequy]

True. So I'll work on being more specific, and you work on your accent.

[glandival]

Ah, oui, of course. Will you tell me how does the common Thedosian pronounce 'corpse fucker'?

[exequy]

[ There's a long silence before his comeback, to house the non-verbal rage. ]

It is easier for Orlesians to say correctly [ seething ] with missing teeth.

[glandival]

[ Cheap shots, getting cheaper. She sounds smug as she says; ]

Threatening to strike at an elf, monsieur? How Orlesian of you. [ And a beat, to clarify; ] The mask kind.

[exequy]

Oh, fuck off.

[ He’s very eloquent. ]

[glandival]

[ A small, sneery sound. ]

Don't start shit if you are not willing to take it, Averesch.