therookery | crystal.

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FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Have you done anything with Orlesians except fuck them?

I imagine I've killed a few, but that hardly counts.

Try working with some and get back to me.

How terribly dull! Do you measure everyone's character by whether or not they are difficult to work with?

It's a component.

And one of those components is not how enjoyable it is to take a person to bed?

Not the defining one.

Are you the sort who isn't particularly interested in sex?

[ A mystifying position, but not unheard of. ]

No.

[ Bordering on hilarious that she thinks he might be. ]

You have a very puzzling world view, I must say.

Judging countries by something other than how their wealthy people fuck is puzzling to you?

Of course not.

I have opinions on how the nonwealthy people fuck too.