therookery | crystal.

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FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

If I drag it out a few more months, do you think he might make it fifteen?

Make a helluva Satinalia gift.

Go fuck yourself with your fifteen, pigdick.

Look, I am thinking about the numbers. You should be proud.

You've never thought about numbers a day in your stupid life.