crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[exequy]

I would put money on it being some small village or another, [ because he's a snob and cities are inherently superior to the countryside and its bumpkins, ] but I am not willing to visit them all to rank them.

[murderbaby]

Mm. I once had to stay overnight in Val Foret. I'd rank it worse than Halamshiral, yes.

[exequy]

You have my condolences.

I am in— [ what the fuck is this place even called ] —Montluçon, and I think it would have been better left as a field.

[murderbaby]

I shall treasure them.

For the field's sake, or the people living on it?

[exequy]

The field's. Unless leaving it a field would have meant its people were born something other than Orlesian—then they might have been improved as well.

[murderbaby]

It very well could have been. Another thing to blame on the Empire's glorious expansion.

[exequy]

[ After a moment, ]

Have we met?

[ Familiar voice made less than identifiable by him not really caring to remember most people he talks to. ]

[murderbaby]

Briefly, once. Think nothing of it; I'm having trouble with your name as well.

[Not... exactly. He just can't tell which one of them he's talking to, and doesn't want to guess.]