crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[exequy]

You want to be thanked for resisting invasion of your own land?

[esquive]

For being the only place worth occupying Tevinter's attention.

[exequy]

Or the place they expect to collapse the fastest.

[ No. But: fight him. ]

[esquive]

So you will be enjoying your winter in Nevarra City then.

[exequy]

I will enjoy it in Cumberland.

[ Or he would, if he were, like, allowed to go back there in any permanent noticeable way. ]

And you can go to Churneau and throw your sword at the ground. See what that does.

[esquive]

[Ha ha fuck u.]

I'm certain the other refugees will find you pleasant company.

[exequy]

I fucking hope not. They're displaced, not senseless.

[esquive]

Forgive me. There must be another word for a people who fill their nation with possessed corpses to be overtaken by.

[exequy]

Yeah, it's fuck you you frilly clown-faced fuck.

[ Very clever, very accurate to Marcoulf instead of the platonic ideal of an Orlesian, thanks. ]

[esquive]

Mais oui. That must be it.