crystal.

[exequy]

FORM: Crystal.
SENDER: Kostos.
RECIPIENT: Everyone.
NOTES: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also threadjacking is rad, banter and bicker freely.

The worst country in Thedas—other than Tevinter—

[ A given. ]

—it is Orlais, right? We can all agree to that.

[ Look, he's bored. ]

Comments

[exequy]

How?

[okayimin]

It's full of the most stiffbacked dogmatic little prigs with a superiority complex based on false convictions of their own purity to rival any number of smug Orlesian clerics and a few lords besides. At least Orlesians are obsessed with scandal and gossip that an academic can get on with it without tripping over nug fucked Chanters every other step.

[exequy]

Can’t you just walk through their legs?

[ Instead of tripping over them.

Get it. ]

[okayimin]

I ain't that short, ya shit.

[ She absolutely is. ]

And anyway, they'll chase after you if you don't look appropriately awed by their pious devotion.