MOD PLOT ↠ SECRET STEEP'D ROOTS: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

[faderifting]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Various
RECIPIENT: Everyone
NOTES: A catch-all for trying to figure out how to get the jungleteers back home. If you signed up for a mini jungle adventure or a research assignment and we gave you some info that contained clues to the jungle's location, please share them here! Everyone else is also welcome to participate and try to sort out where they are and what to do about it.

Comments

[degenere]

What else would I be doing with it, but eating? I cannot hatch it. Not in these conditions that we are in.

[justashotaway]

And it is already cooked. It would not hatch.

[degenere]

How has it been cooked?

[justashotaway]

If you boil an egg, it makes the inside firm.

[degenere]

Yes, of course it does, but I prefer eggs when they are fried. I should have liked to have had the choice.

[justashotaway]

This is easier to eat while walking.

[degenere]

But I am not walking.

[justashotaway]

You could be.

[degenere]

But I am not. And I want this egg to be fried.

[justashotaway]

If you want the egg, you will eat it boiled.

[degenere]

I might. But I will not like it so well.

[justashotaway]

You do not have to like it. You only have to eat it.

[degenere]

And I will. I want only for my discontent to be on the record, so when I give a review of this egg, it will be understood in the context of that record. I do not expect the egg to be responsible, as it was ill-prepared.

[justashotaway]

No, it was not.

[degenere]

Not the job of boiling. But the choice to boil. This was ill.

[justashotaway]

The bird parts would not fry well.

[degenere]

["Bird parts".]

I thought this is an egg?

[justashotaway]

Yes.

[degenere]

Very good. And were there piece of a bird, partially grown, within? A beak, perhaps? Some legs?

[justashotaway]

You do not have to worry. The bones are still soft.