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[samahl]

FORM: Written message
SENDER: Cyril Ashara
RECIPIENT: OPEN
WHAT: Cyril is being a troll, apparently.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Posted Publicly
NOTES: None yet

[The handwriting here is very flowy and artistic. Not at all like what one would expect from a Dalish elf, but whoever has written it has taken their time. Those who know him probably know this is his way of dealing with his own tension over the conflict in Skyhold, others are free to interpret this as they will.]

Inquisition -

Has the constant Mage/Templar bickering formed knots in your back?

Are your nerves on edge anticipating the next castle-wide brawl?

Come see me for a free massage!
Stay for the charming company!

- Cyril Ashara
(The Dalish elf, who is still very available)

P.S. Extra care provided for burly warrior types who need attention given to sore muscles.

Comments

[el_tybs]

[There are... a lot of drawings and notes on the parchment. He's not sure how to take the entire thing. At first he leaves it alone, but eventually he returns and writes in a clear spot with an arrow towards the message.]

You should probably have somewhere the best way to get a hold of you or where to find you. Or is trying to find you part of it being free?

[arlathvhen]

Sam don't do it!!!

[el_tybs]

[Seeing as everyone has probably already seen the other note he doesn't bother crossing out his name.

Also from this Cyril will probably recognize that he was the other person defacing Krem's flier earlier about flexing.]

I was merely giving some friendly pointers if he's pursuing this.
Was it necessary to write my name?

[arlathvhen]

[ Fine, she'll cross out his name. Then write at the end. ]

Sorry. :(

[ Look at that sad face, Sam. Look at it. ]

[el_tybs]

[He is looking at it. If the writing is who he thinks it is...]

You're forgiven.
But how come you can ask for one, but I can't? [Followed by an arrow pointing to her message/doodle above.]

[arlathvhen]

It was a joke. Besides, I wouldn't get the...............happy ending.

[ Each and every one of those ellipses were necessary. ]

[samahl]

I've no idea what ending you are referring to.

[el_tybs]

Is there like a bad ending or something?

[samahl]

The only ending I was expecting is one where everyone feels less stress.

[el_tybs]

With how things are going I think a lot of people could use that.

[samahl]

That is exactly my concern.

[el_tybs]

Well then you're doing everyone a service.

I didn't know you did massages.

[samahl]

It's not that difficult. You only need to put your hands on someone and rub.

[samahl]

Is this Sam?

I'd find you if you wanted one.

[el_tybs]

How did you know? Ha.

Guess I wouldn't be that hard to find. I'll consider it.

[samahl]

You could always find me. I like being found.

[el_tybs]

What, are you lost? [Marked with a couple 'ha ha's]

[samahl]

That would make me a poor Hunter, wouldn't it?

[el_tybs]

Well me being able to find you would make you a poor one as well.

[samahl]

Not if it was part of a game.

[el_tybs]

And what do you get if you win?

[samahl]

A story?

What do you want if you win?

[el_tybs]

I thought I get a massage. Are we playing the same game?

[samahl]

I was offering for you ask for more, if you'd like.

[el_tybs]

Oh. I suppose in that case. A pastry?