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[samahl]

FORM: Written message
SENDER: Cyril Ashara
RECIPIENT: OPEN
WHAT: Cyril is being a troll, apparently.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Posted Publicly
NOTES: None yet

[The handwriting here is very flowy and artistic. Not at all like what one would expect from a Dalish elf, but whoever has written it has taken their time. Those who know him probably know this is his way of dealing with his own tension over the conflict in Skyhold, others are free to interpret this as they will.]

Inquisition -

Has the constant Mage/Templar bickering formed knots in your back?

Are your nerves on edge anticipating the next castle-wide brawl?

Come see me for a free massage!
Stay for the charming company!

- Cyril Ashara
(The Dalish elf, who is still very available)

P.S. Extra care provided for burly warrior types who need attention given to sore muscles.

Comments

[arlathvhen]

What if I wanted a massage, Cy. :/

[arlathvhen]

Sam don't do it!!!

[el_tybs]

[Seeing as everyone has probably already seen the other note he doesn't bother crossing out his name.

Also from this Cyril will probably recognize that he was the other person defacing Krem's flier earlier about flexing.]

I was merely giving some friendly pointers if he's pursuing this.
Was it necessary to write my name?

[arlathvhen]

[ Fine, she'll cross out his name. Then write at the end. ]

Sorry. :(

[ Look at that sad face, Sam. Look at it. ]

[el_tybs]

[He is looking at it. If the writing is who he thinks it is...]

You're forgiven.
But how come you can ask for one, but I can't? [Followed by an arrow pointing to her message/doodle above.]

[arlathvhen]

It was a joke. Besides, I wouldn't get the...............happy ending.

[ Each and every one of those ellipses were necessary. ]

[samahl]

[He crosses that out.]

Don't be mean!

[samahl]

I've never heard of it.

It sounds marvelous.

[samahl]

I would give you one.

If there was ever an elf who deserved a break, it would be you lethallan.

[samahl]

I've no idea what ending you are referring to.

[samahl]

Is this Sam?

I'd find you if you wanted one.

[salvatore_underfoot]

[another drawing]



[It's a WET BLANKET.]

[salvatore_underfoot]

[samahl]

[He doodles a little halla that is somehow managing to clap with its hooves.]

Reaction.

[equanimiti]

[Really? Alayre isn't going to dignify this with an reply. Nope! Not at all.]

[lacere]

I don't know if accepting an offer left on a board is the key to relaxing.

[el_tybs]

Is there like a bad ending or something?

[el_tybs]

How did you know? Ha.

Guess I wouldn't be that hard to find. I'll consider it.

[sandsofhell]

Figured as much, but it was worth a shot.

[samahl]

The only ending I was expecting is one where everyone feels less stress.

[samahl]

You could always find me. I like being found.

[samahl]

We could always discuss it in person if that makes you feel more comfortable.

[samahl]

I could try my best without aspirin?

[sandsofhell]

If you don't mind.

[samahl]

Of course not. I wouldn't have offered if I wasn't interested in helping.

Who should I look for?