crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everybody
WHAT: More important questions.
WHEN: Todayish
WHERE: A crystal near YOU!
NOTES: Nah.

Politics aside - is that possible? Can we do that? I have faith in you, all of you -

[ Getting off topic there Alistair. ]

Politics aside, [ Alistair's voice continues, with scolding emphasis aimed at himself, ] who wears skirts better, do you think? Mages or Templars?

[ xoxo ]

Comments

[gatheringstorm]

Yeah, well, if we can't see it then it doesn't count. Templars will just have to learn that if they want the credit, we need to bear witness to these thighs and pillow fights. That's the only way to be sure.

[byblow]

One moment.

[gatheringstorm]

[Cackling over here.]

My birthday's coming early this year. Thanks.

[byblow]

I don't think Cade is up for it. Maybe I'll try Ser Norrington.

[judgemewhole]

[There may have been sputtering. Also, perhaps a growl.]

No.

[byblow]

I can't imagine where anyone gets the idea that Templars are stoic and stodgy.

[gatheringstorm]

Tsk, so many spoilsports.

[byblow]

If I find someone who's willing to put on the uniform and pretend, no one will really know the difference, will they?

[gatheringstorm]

The Templars still aren't allowed to take credit for it, though. No guts, no glory.

[byblow]

For the Grey Wardens, then. But in their uniforms.

[judgemewhole]

Probably the same place where they think you might have matured.

[byblow]

Ser. I have met a lot of people, here and elsewhere, and not a single one of them has ever accused me of maturing.

[unbrokenoath]

Maybe mature in that way that you leave milk out and it turns solid and smells funny. You're milk-mature.

[byblow]

[ A contemplative hum. ]

I'll take that.

[judgemewhole]

... Remind me again why we trust you people to end Blights?

[byblow]

I don't know. You're welcome to take a crack at the next one yourself. Let me know how it goes.