crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everybody
WHAT: More important questions.
WHEN: Todayish
WHERE: A crystal near YOU!
NOTES: Nah.

Politics aside - is that possible? Can we do that? I have faith in you, all of you -

[ Getting off topic there Alistair. ]

Politics aside, [ Alistair's voice continues, with scolding emphasis aimed at himself, ] who wears skirts better, do you think? Mages or Templars?

[ xoxo ]

Comments

[judgemewhole]

[There may have been sputtering. Also, perhaps a growl.]

No.

[byblow]

I can't imagine where anyone gets the idea that Templars are stoic and stodgy.

[gatheringstorm]

Tsk, so many spoilsports.

[byblow]

If I find someone who's willing to put on the uniform and pretend, no one will really know the difference, will they?

[gatheringstorm]

The Templars still aren't allowed to take credit for it, though. No guts, no glory.

[byblow]

For the Grey Wardens, then. But in their uniforms.

[judgemewhole]

Probably the same place where they think you might have matured.

[byblow]

Ser. I have met a lot of people, here and elsewhere, and not a single one of them has ever accused me of maturing.

[unbrokenoath]

Maybe mature in that way that you leave milk out and it turns solid and smells funny. You're milk-mature.

[byblow]

[ A contemplative hum. ]

I'll take that.

[judgemewhole]

... Remind me again why we trust you people to end Blights?

[byblow]

I don't know. You're welcome to take a crack at the next one yourself. Let me know how it goes.