closed, ish.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Grey Wardens & Other Shady Fuckers
WHAT: Shopping lists, probably
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: From Halamshiral to wherever
NOTES: PLEASE THREADJACK, PLEASE GO OFF TOPIC, this is for bonding and chatter for Wardens + anyone else living in or around the Guild House/Camp Shady in the valley. If you're not sure your character would have been included then you're welcome to assume they were! He'd be liberal about who's on the list. He's just not bothering The Whole Inquisition. This is such a long note. I'm sorry, for that and for so much else.

Hello Wardens and... [ assassins and bards and blood mages? ] ...friends. This is Alistair; I'm in Halamshiral; there's a market that hasn't been burned down yet. Does anyone need anything?

If it's expensive, you may have to send me some money. Or tell me how it will stop the Blight. One of the two.

Comments

[chainlightning]

Oh! Well, you are very kind, and also quite handsome.

Maybe if things with Mal don't work out.

[ is she joking? who can say ]

Why?

[aintwejust]

Things with Mal will work out. Just say'n. Don't need no fancy Grey Warden fool keep'n you company.

i need an icon of merrill just BRIGHT RED BLUSHING

[chainlightning]

Oh! [ just C: ]

Well- that's very good, then.

omg so sweet

[aintwejust]

I know I'm head'n out for a li'l while but- I thought maybe you and me, night before? Could spend a little time together.

she is the happy kitten emote rn

[chainlightning]

I'd like that. Quite a bit.

[aintwejust]

I'll come by and pick you up a little before dinner?

[chainlightning]

That sounds great.

Uh- should I... do... anything?

[byblow]

Ser. I may be a fool but I am not fancy.

[aintwejust]

You got that nose what says different, Ser Gingersnap.

[byblow]

Right. Keep on about that and maybe I'll give you a reason to break it for me.

[ ??? Is he threatening Mal or is he threatening himself on Mal's behalf, I don't know, he doesn't know, his mouth just does things sometimes. ]

[aintwejust]

And rile up that frightening Antivan husband of yourn? No thanks.

[byblow]

[ There's an audible inhale while Alistair prepares for the usual futile correction, plus an assertion that he can take care of himself and that's what Mal should be frightened of, but then—he really would prefer not to have his nose broken. ]

Mm, yes, he is terrifying.

[sunshinethroughgrey]

Hello, I'm a Grey Warden, but not a fool ... and I just need to know, what color are Merrill's eyes?

[byblow]

Because you're the sweetest and most adorable lady I'd never have to worry about in a fight.

But if you already have a smelly Fereldan suitor I suppose I do the honorable thing and step back.

[chainlightning]

Aw! That's so sweet! Though I can't heal anything, really, so maybe a little worry sometimes.

And he doesn't smell. Not bad, anyway. [ beat ] Aren't you also from Ferelden?

[byblow]

I am. And I'm smelly. Making a woman deal with two of us at once would be cruel.

[chainlightning]

It's okay, my clan lived in Ferelden before we went to Kirkwall. I've smelled worse from rude hunters.

[byblow]

I assume you weren't as close to them for quite so long as you might be close to this one.

[chainlightning]

[ and that euphemism is going right over her head

probably because they've never done anything sexual yet ]

Well no, usually they were hanging upside-down from trees when we found them.

[arlathvhen]

You wouldn't even get me a ring. And I thought I was special.

[ A very exaggerated, bereaved sigh. SMH Alistair. ]

[byblow]

I haven't gotten anyone a ring in my entire life.

[justice_is_blond]

I thought for sure you brought Hawke one.

[arlathvhen]

I can't believe it. I'm writing a part two for Alistair's song about him proposing to ten different ladies.

[justice_is_blond]

I look forward to hearing this.

[byblow]

If she'd stuck around a day longer--do you think she'd have me?