closed, ish.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Grey Wardens & Other Shady Fuckers
WHAT: Shopping lists, probably
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: From Halamshiral to wherever
NOTES: PLEASE THREADJACK, PLEASE GO OFF TOPIC, this is for bonding and chatter for Wardens + anyone else living in or around the Guild House/Camp Shady in the valley. If you're not sure your character would have been included then you're welcome to assume they were! He'd be liberal about who's on the list. He's just not bothering The Whole Inquisition. This is such a long note. I'm sorry, for that and for so much else.

Hello Wardens and... [ assassins and bards and blood mages? ] ...friends. This is Alistair; I'm in Halamshiral; there's a market that hasn't been burned down yet. Does anyone need anything?

If it's expensive, you may have to send me some money. Or tell me how it will stop the Blight. One of the two.

Comments

[unbrokenoath]

Do they have fancy clothes and masks for dogs?

[justice_is_blond]

...Wait, there's just one market that's not on fire? What's going on over there?

[justice_is_blond]

You people terrify me.

[byblow]

Probably. Maybe only for the little fuzzy kind of dogs that barely count.

[ He has a little fuzzy kind of dog that barely counts. No one get offended. ]

Mustache masks are in style. Do you know a dog who needs a mustache mask?

[doneisdone]

More needles, three bolts of silk and a bolt of the most revolting fabric you can find. Antivan brandy. A variety of sedatives. Earplugs. An Orlesian's heart in a jar. Oh, and a crate of those fancy apples.

[unbrokenoath]

Have you ever heard Puppy sing? He could have a decent shot at being a bard.

[doneisdone]

How kind of them to save one for you.

[byblow]

Yyyes, everything is on fire except this one market.

[ Don't believe him, this is not his believable voice. ]

You really should have come along.

[justice_is_blond]

He's a dog. He's... He's a dog, Kaisa.

[doneisdone]

I hope he's better than Alistair.

[unbrokenoath]

Those ain't dogs, Alistair, they're large rats that some con artist taught to bark.

I want a mask in Puppy's size.

[justice_is_blond]

I do have to appreciate that. There's a few things I could use.

[Deliberately missing what she's saying? Yep.]

[unbrokenoath]

Maybe they should do a duet.

[justice_is_blond]

Please. If I came along I'd be blamed for all the places on fire.

[He appreciates that Alistair's voice is as bad at hiding bluffing as his.]

I've heard there's a bell shop. Could you pick up a few?

[byblow]

So do I.

[doneisdone]

We just closed the one breach, no need to open another.

[byblow]

The most revolting fabric--?

[ Orlesian's heart in a jar is fine though. ]

Ugly revolting or moldy revolting?

[doneisdone]

Bless.

[doneisdone]

Just pick the one you'd be most likely to wear.

[justice_is_blond]

I'm surprised you're not up there, but I suppose someone has to keep order in Skyhold. Or at least threaten everyone into pretending to be orderly.

[justice_is_blond]

Or Nate.

[byblow]

For your sake, I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

[ He calls Doghren a rat SO OFTEN, what a hypocrite. ]

I can't believe you want to put a mustache mask on a perfectly good mabari.

[doneisdone]

I would rather be eaten alive by rabid Fade-touched mice in a burning building than go to Orlais for any reason other than passing through to Nevarra.

[byblow]

Warden blue?

[byblow]

Are we putting some on Teren so she stops sneaking up on us?