closed, ish.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Grey Wardens & Other Shady Fuckers
WHAT: Shopping lists, probably
WHEN: Nowish
WHERE: From Halamshiral to wherever
NOTES: PLEASE THREADJACK, PLEASE GO OFF TOPIC, this is for bonding and chatter for Wardens + anyone else living in or around the Guild House/Camp Shady in the valley. If you're not sure your character would have been included then you're welcome to assume they were! He'd be liberal about who's on the list. He's just not bothering The Whole Inquisition. This is such a long note. I'm sorry, for that and for so much else.

Hello Wardens and... [ assassins and bards and blood mages? ] ...friends. This is Alistair; I'm in Halamshiral; there's a market that hasn't been burned down yet. Does anyone need anything?

If it's expensive, you may have to send me some money. Or tell me how it will stop the Blight. One of the two.

Comments

[unbrokenoath]

Do they have fancy clothes and masks for dogs?

[justice_is_blond]

You people terrify me.

[unbrokenoath]

Have you ever heard Puppy sing? He could have a decent shot at being a bard.

[justice_is_blond]

He's a dog. He's... He's a dog, Kaisa.

[doneisdone]

I hope he's better than Alistair.

[unbrokenoath]

Maybe they should do a duet.

[doneisdone]

We just closed the one breach, no need to open another.

[unbrokenoath]

Anything a darkspawn can do, we can do better, we can do anything a darkspawn can do.

[byblow]

So do I.

[justice_is_blond]

Or Nate.

[byblow]

Probably. Maybe only for the little fuzzy kind of dogs that barely count.

[ He has a little fuzzy kind of dog that barely counts. No one get offended. ]

Mustache masks are in style. Do you know a dog who needs a mustache mask?

[unbrokenoath]

Those ain't dogs, Alistair, they're large rats that some con artist taught to bark.

I want a mask in Puppy's size.

[byblow]

For your sake, I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

[ He calls Doghren a rat SO OFTEN, what a hypocrite. ]

I can't believe you want to put a mustache mask on a perfectly good mabari.

[unbrokenoath]

Maybe Puppy wants to pretend he has a mustache. It's very distinguished, and he can't grow one himself. Who are you to crush the dreams of a poor little puppy dog?

[byblow]

Who are you to put an Orlesian mask on a Fereldan dog? You may as well let them back across the border.

[circleprodigy]

[Inessa just laughs at that first part. Because what, it's so true.]

[unbrokenoath]

[ B) ]