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Valentine Nicasus Maxence Mérovée Olivier de Foncé ([personal profile] degenere) wrote in [community profile] therookery2016-07-07 01:17 pm

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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé (and with him, as always, is Jehan Mercier)
RECIPIENT: e v e r y o n e
WHAT: the scholars of Orlais have something to say.
WHEN: now, right now
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: aren't they charming.


Inquisition, we are confused.

[Melodious, Orlesian, flirtatious (somehow even in this most simple of sentences): these are three words one might use to describe the sound of Val's voice. It makes confused sound kind of fun, if a bit puzzling.]

My friend and I have come all this way to be an asset to you. And now we have arrived here, to your Skyhold, and we find so much to be in want. How have you all managed so far, with these conditions? I am a man used to the roughness of a camp, a life of travel. I love this life. You'll find no one loves it more than me. But a camp, that is one thing, and this? It is meant to be a city, of a sort. Yet there is no apartment for us. There is barely a work space, in your library--we have been, my friend and I. We have seen the conditions. There is barely a book there.

I am sorry for you, Inquisition.

[So sincere. A pause, in which he has pressed a hand to his chest, in a deep show of pity. And then, briskly, cheerfully:]

But we will not leave you there, in sorrow. The good news. You now have, among your numbers, me. An introduction: Valentine de Foncé, a master architect, among many other masteries, too numerous to name. If you ask sweetly, I'll tell you them all. If you ask very sweetly, I'll give demonstration. And for the Inquisition, I will offer my services, and my knowledge--and so, too, does my friend. If only so we can get a decent space in which we can do our work. And believe me: you want this. We have arrived to be your greatest blessing.

Now, tell me. With business sorted: what does anyone do for fun around here?
issala: to be colored eventually (shokrakar)

[personal profile] issala 2016-07-11 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not some kind of fucking animal that can smell you, you fuckin' racist prick.
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[personal profile] apologist 2016-07-11 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You need not be an animal, my friend. The smell is very strong.
Edited (pungent is too big a word for small Qunari brains kiss kiss heart heart) 2016-07-11 22:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] issala 2016-07-11 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You can go screw yourself, too.

[Grr snarl hiss.]
Edited (sadface did not go with that) 2016-07-11 23:27 (UTC)
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[personal profile] apologist 2016-07-11 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That is something to consider. Walk in the Maker's grace.
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[personal profile] apologist 2016-07-12 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps that is a symptom of the Stock Holm Syndrome.
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[personal profile] apologist 2016-07-12 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Appreciation of odd smells.
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[personal profile] apologist 2016-07-12 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yesterday I did not have the Stock Holm Syndrome.

Or I did, and today I do not.

One of the two.
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[personal profile] gatheringstorm 2016-07-11 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You tell him, Kas. And then find me, we'll take our minds off this crap.
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[personal profile] issala 2016-07-11 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It better be booze.
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[personal profile] gatheringstorm 2016-07-11 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, why not.