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Valentine Nicasus Maxence Mérovée Olivier de Foncé ([personal profile] degenere) wrote in [community profile] therookery2016-07-07 01:17 pm

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FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé (and with him, as always, is Jehan Mercier)
RECIPIENT: e v e r y o n e
WHAT: the scholars of Orlais have something to say.
WHEN: now, right now
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: aren't they charming.


Inquisition, we are confused.

[Melodious, Orlesian, flirtatious (somehow even in this most simple of sentences): these are three words one might use to describe the sound of Val's voice. It makes confused sound kind of fun, if a bit puzzling.]

My friend and I have come all this way to be an asset to you. And now we have arrived here, to your Skyhold, and we find so much to be in want. How have you all managed so far, with these conditions? I am a man used to the roughness of a camp, a life of travel. I love this life. You'll find no one loves it more than me. But a camp, that is one thing, and this? It is meant to be a city, of a sort. Yet there is no apartment for us. There is barely a work space, in your library--we have been, my friend and I. We have seen the conditions. There is barely a book there.

I am sorry for you, Inquisition.

[So sincere. A pause, in which he has pressed a hand to his chest, in a deep show of pity. And then, briskly, cheerfully:]

But we will not leave you there, in sorrow. The good news. You now have, among your numbers, me. An introduction: Valentine de Foncé, a master architect, among many other masteries, too numerous to name. If you ask sweetly, I'll tell you them all. If you ask very sweetly, I'll give demonstration. And for the Inquisition, I will offer my services, and my knowledge--and so, too, does my friend. If only so we can get a decent space in which we can do our work. And believe me: you want this. We have arrived to be your greatest blessing.

Now, tell me. With business sorted: what does anyone do for fun around here?
pinprick: (We'll lift this mortal veil of fear)

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[personal profile] pinprick 2016-07-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...I see. As you wish.
justice_is_blond: (Wouldn't that be something)

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[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2016-07-08 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...You're not disappointed in me, are you? I know enjoying this isn't exactly noble or kind.
pinprick: (I'm lost)

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[personal profile] pinprick 2016-07-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you joking? Take your joy where you can. [Coughing.] Especially as I'm indisposed.
justice_is_blond: (Actually let's go with that idea)

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[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2016-07-09 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I still find joy by your side, even when you're indisposed. Especially as I'm the cause of your indisposition.
pinprick: (Can you tell me where I am?)

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[personal profile] pinprick 2016-07-09 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Vengeance is the cause of my indisposition. You did not kick me across the room.
justice_is_blond: (Wouldn't that be something)

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[personal profile] justice_is_blond 2016-07-09 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
You know what I mean. But I also know what you mean.
pinprick: (When the dark night seems endless)

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[personal profile] pinprick 2016-07-18 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean.