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therookery2020-11-21 11:18 pm
propulsion) wrote in therookery2020-11-21 11:18 pm
003.
FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Tony Stark
RECIPIENT: All
NOTES: n/a
Listen up. Few items.
You see someone with a green glowy thing in their hand, they may be capable of more than just a sick rave party. Well documented abilities include offensive energy expulsions and flash-shields, and a couple shard-bearers able to close rifts at a time. New documented abilities include those things, but more, and the ability to close a rift on their lonesome.
And if you also notice a rifter capable of phasing through solid objects, distorting time, blasting green lightning, ask yourself: is that rifter extremely handsome, well groomed, articulate, witty, smells nice, killer biceps? If those things apply, don't freak out, it's on purpose, and not a demon.
Second thing — if you find a rift you weren't expecting, take out a little piece of paper, or write on the back of your hand, the day and time you discovered it, and the day and time it was closed. And the day and time it opened, if you catch that, but we'll settle for the license plate. Forward all notes to Wysteria Poppell.
[ Shuffle shuffle paper sounds. ]
Last thing, uh. Hey, the world is round. Like it's a giant sphere, floating in space. Okay, that's all. Bye now.
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Sorry, the— what's the MCR?
chokes
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[ A rover colony would be quite cute, actually. ]
2018. That's my year. You must be a ways ahead of us.
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[ and since bobbie and alex would be upset if he didn't, he clarifies, ]
Mars was a UN colony, then got its independence more than a century ago.
[ so quite a ways into the future. ]
How have you encountered other systems if you've barely made it off earth?
[ was that a little judgy? oops ]
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ignoring knee-jerk urge to defend the rovers' honor, ]
Alien tech. They got to us first.
[ would that be in history books? the attack on new york, definitely. everything else, doubtful. ]
Have you met the Kree?
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No. [ intently, ] What kind of tech?