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[propulsion]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Tony Stark
RECIPIENT: All
NOTES: n/a

Listen up. Few items.

You see someone with a green glowy thing in their hand, they may be capable of more than just a sick rave party. Well documented abilities include offensive energy expulsions and flash-shields, and a couple shard-bearers able to close rifts at a time. New documented abilities include those things, but more, and the ability to close a rift on their lonesome.

And if you also notice a rifter capable of phasing through solid objects, distorting time, blasting green lightning, ask yourself: is that rifter extremely handsome, well groomed, articulate, witty, smells nice, killer biceps? If those things apply, don't freak out, it's on purpose, and not a demon.

Second thing — if you find a rift you weren't expecting, take out a little piece of paper, or write on the back of your hand, the day and time you discovered it, and the day and time it was closed. And the day and time it opened, if you catch that, but we'll settle for the license plate. Forward all notes to Wysteria Poppell.

[ Shuffle shuffle paper sounds. ]

Last thing, uh. Hey, the world is round. Like it's a giant sphere, floating in space. Okay, that's all. Bye now.

Comments

[okayimin]

Or travels through it. Something to that effect. There's a ship involved and I haven't gotten around to learning how that business works yet.

[propulsion]

Another space ager. That's cool, I guess, if you're into that.

He say what he do? Like is he a doctor, or a therapist, or a yoga instructor, something useful?

[okayimin]

A mechanic, I think is what he said. I'll leave it up to you to decide if that's something useful or not.

[ He's also good at fighting, but Sawbones elects not to mention that. ]

[propulsion]

Eh.

[ Eye gleam. ]

And I haven't lost any limbs yet, vis-à-vis phasing. Currently I'm thinking about testing my reaction time against people shooting arrows at me which is probably way more likely to end in tears.

[okayimin]

Absolutely not.

[propulsion]

Oh. Okay.

[okayimin]

If you're wanting to test it, there are plenty of things we can throw at you that won't end in a gorey mess.

[propulsion]

That's true. I can work my way up. You volunteering?

[okayimin]

If you're short of volunteers, sure. I could use the break.

[propulsion]

Just now putting out feelers. I'm gonna be in the courtyard showing an Avvar lady my tricks, so, whenever.