BOOK.

[bignasty]

FORM: Enchanted Book
SENDER: Sylvester Dumas
RECIPIENT: ALL
NOTES: around this time.

[ inked in large, bold print across nearly an entire page of magic book: ]

HELLO RIFTWATCH AND GOOD EVENING.

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH THE IDENTIFICATION OF AN UNKNOWN MALE WITH WHOMST I WOULD I LIKE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION:

APPROXIMATELY 6 FEET TALL
LOOKS LIKE A USED BANDAGE
LONG, GREASY BLACK HAIR, I MEAN POSITIVELY FETID
SMALL GLITTERING EYES, LIKE A SPIDER
MIGHT BE MISSING ONE SHOE

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THIS MAN OR WHERE HE SLEEPS PLEASE CONTACT ME IN PRIVATE OR FIND ME IN MY OFFICE. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE.

-CAPTAIN DUMAS

Comments

[tensive]

Surely you have actual work you should be doing instead of this.

[wythersake]

No one's lopped off a finger lately.