bignasty: (warning)
bignasty ([personal profile] bignasty) wrote in [community profile] therookery2020-09-03 04:22 pm

BOOK.


FORM: Enchanted Book
SENDER: Sylvester Dumas
RECIPIENT: ALL
NOTES: around this time.


[ inked in large, bold print across nearly an entire page of magic book: ]

HELLO RIFTWATCH AND GOOD EVENING.

I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH THE IDENTIFICATION OF AN UNKNOWN MALE WITH WHOMST I WOULD I LIKE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION:

APPROXIMATELY 6 FEET TALL
LOOKS LIKE A USED BANDAGE
LONG, GREASY BLACK HAIR, I MEAN POSITIVELY FETID
SMALL GLITTERING EYES, LIKE A SPIDER
MIGHT BE MISSING ONE SHOE

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THIS MAN OR WHERE HE SLEEPS PLEASE CONTACT ME IN PRIVATE OR FIND ME IN MY OFFICE. DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE.

-CAPTAIN DUMAS
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-03 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Give more details regarding his smell.
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[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-09-03 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Give more details regarding the horse's diet.

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[personal profile] esquive 2020-09-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's a real shame the once narc in Riftwatch cAn'T ReAd]
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[personal profile] wythersake 2020-09-04 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I believe he goes by Lukas.
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[personal profile] wythersake 2020-09-04 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. You'd best follow up quickly -- hate to give him a head start.
Edited (Aich tee em el) 2020-09-04 00:07 (UTC)

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[personal profile] fripon 2020-09-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
How many eyes does he have?
Edited 2020-09-04 00:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] fripon 2020-09-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Are they the size of spiders, or the size of a spider's eyes?

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[personal profile] sulahnan 2020-09-04 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
What did he do?
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private.

[personal profile] sulahnan 2020-09-04 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I might know who it is, and I wanna make sure this is not some petty bullshit before I tell you.

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[personal profile] deceivingly 2020-09-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I will not reply to this message.
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[personal profile] deceivingly 2020-09-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I will not.
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[personal profile] positioning 2020-09-04 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Did he have a mustache?
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[personal profile] positioning 2020-09-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I have good news for you, I know of several men with mustaches but only one that looks like a used bandage.

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[personal profile] muckspout 2020-09-04 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[in hasty scrawl]
He doesn't live here. He left on the last ferry. Also, he smells great.
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[personal profile] muckspout 2020-09-13 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Further down in scrawl that is not hasty, but is still in fact scrawl]

Cher Monseiur Large Man,

I am sorry for kicking you and throwing mud on you. I am especially sorry for hurting your feelings. I’m sure you are a fine person who will find someone else to clean. Please don’t kill me.

Je vous prie d’agréer,
Twinkletoes
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[personal profile] thereneverwas 2020-09-16 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Captain Dumas,

Surely it was an honest mistake. You can't hold a used bandage accountable for its actions.

Have a heart.

Your dearest friend,

Barrow
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