I ain't been here long. Have we ever had a proper tourney, like?

We've horses enough for the joust. We've space for the melee. Some of you, I've heard tell, can manage well enough with a lute. And there can be betting, if any could be bothered to bookie. You know, so you can join in even if you can't hold a weapon or ride a sodding horse.

Has anyone done that? Might be worthwhile, yeah? Considering... things can get a bit boring, staying all in one place, if you ain't careful.

Uh...hi.

[ An American accent, a little Southern in its inflection, with a hesitance like she's not used to talking into a device and getting a response back. (It's been a few years.) ]

I was wondering--how did you pick your division? I'm in quarantine for a couple weeks, but [ wryly ] it sounds like I gotta get a job eventually.