What have you done for Riftwatch?

[ Over the line comes a husky Orlesian accent, immediately aggressive. ]

You have fought demons, okay. You have killed Venatori. You've rescued orphans and explored dangerous ruins and attended fancy parties. You have frozen to death, or nearly starved, or fainted from the heats of the Western Approach. You have suffered and struggle and lost and won. You have done all these things, perhaps.

So why the fuck are so few of you willing to put on a furry leotard and sing La Jel'icle Fête for the cause?

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Or did you think 'oh, I have done enough, others can do this thing'. Well you haven't. Les Chats needs more cast, so this is a recruitment. Convey to me your skills in singing and dancing and we shall find a part for you. Trust that there is one. Everyone has a Jel'icle Chat inside of them.

Unless you are saying you are too much of a pussy.

Surely you all have better things to do than pass notes all day.