Diana of Themyscira
10 May 2017 @ 08:46 pm
FORM: Sending Crystals
SENDER: Diana Prince
RECIPIENT: you poor unfortunate souls
WHAT: Diana finds a fight club and it goes about as well as can be expected.
WHEN: nowish
WHERE: Low Town
NOTES: I am a Serious RPer,

[ Here is the voice of a woman that may be familiar to some as that strange dark haired Rifter who punched a demon a month ago and to others that strange dark haired woman who's been running courier jobs and fighting in allies when she isn't working basic labor for the Inquisition.  Surprisingly, she does not sound like someone who would do either of those things. ]

I can not say I've learned as much of this land as I would have liked in my relatively short time here.  However, very recently, two things have become abundantly clear to me.

One; if a suspicious person offers you something too good to be true, it is most certainly a trap.  I knew this one already, but it's a comfort to know this is a truth that transcends dimensions.

Two; in following the suspicious person to investigate, it is important to remember one's own limitations and plan accordingly.

For instance, if one suddenly finds themselves in an underground cage match, it's prudent to bring something to wear that is not easily destroyed.  Further, taking the literal high road is not always the best course of action when one's opponents is firing sheets of ice at you.

[ She sounds largely unperturbed for a woman who's currently frozen to a rooftop.]

If one of you wouldn't mind finding another spare set of trousers, I'd be very grateful.
 
 
𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖊
10 May 2017 @ 11:40 pm
FORM: Crystals.
SENDER: Petrana de Cedoux.
RECIPIENT: All y'all.
WHAT: A request, and an offer.
WHEN: Current.
WHERE: Kirkwall; wherever people are that have crystals.
NOTES: Warnings TBA if necessary.


( the sound of a woman clearing her throat; two soft, dull thuds. she may have tapped the crystal. then, a voice unlikely to be familiar to many yet, quiet and steady and bearing some resemblance to the finer orlesians in the inquisition's company; )

Excuse me. I would like to know if it would be possible for me to have or - also or to borrow any books which are not important to you. I am not concerned very greatly with their content - I would like a recipe book, if this is possible, but mostly I would like words written in the common language of the Inquisition.

I would further be very grateful if it is possible for someone to make time to assist me in learning to read these books. ( it's a little wry, rueful in a quiet way. ) I am happy to trade work for your time - I can clean and mend as well as any, and I know also simple remedies and means to make the hearth more pleasant.

( she does not have the voice of a woman who sounds as if she does a lot of cleaning and mending. )

My name is Madame de Cedoux, and I reside now within the Gallows. I am very grateful to the Inquisition and only wish to make myself useful.