FORM: A written page, pinned up in skyhold.
SENDER: Chaya Suvahl
RECIPIENT: Open to all.
WHAT: Chaya would like to give you all The Talk.
WHEN: Right now!
WHERE: Posted publically
NOTES: None at present, let me know if you'd like me to add anything here.
SENDER: Chaya Suvahl
RECIPIENT: Open to all.
WHAT: Chaya would like to give you all The Talk.
WHEN: Right now!
WHERE: Posted publically
NOTES: None at present, let me know if you'd like me to add anything here.
[The handwriting is messy, and spelling mistakes have been crossed out. Whoever's written this isn't exactly used to putting ink on paper.]
Just so you're aware,
We can hear you. All of us. Tents aren't soundproof. Not complaining, just wanted to make sure you're all going about it safely.
I'm assuming none of you particularly want to be popping out little ones or having your unmentionables drop off from crotch-rot while you're in the middle of trying to sew up big bloody holes in the sky, so please make sure that you're taking suitable precautions. [This part is illustrated crudely, with stick figures.]
If you need witherstalk potions (best preventative you can find short of a vow of celibacy) or spindleweed salves (you know what these are for, I'm sure) come to the elf by the stables. Not going to judge, just here to help.
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