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[ashesandboneyards]

FORM: A written page, pinned up in skyhold.
SENDER: Chaya Suvahl
RECIPIENT: Open to all.
WHAT: Chaya would like to give you all The Talk.
WHEN: Right now!
WHERE: Posted publically
NOTES: None at present, let me know if you'd like me to add anything here.

[The handwriting is messy, and spelling mistakes have been crossed out. Whoever's written this isn't exactly used to putting ink on paper.]

Just so you're aware,

We can hear you. All of us. Tents aren't soundproof. Not complaining, just wanted to make sure you're all going about it safely.

I'm assuming none of you particularly want to be popping out little ones or having your unmentionables drop off from crotch-rot while you're in the middle of trying to sew up big bloody holes in the sky, so please make sure that you're taking suitable precautions. [This part is illustrated crudely, with stick figures.]

If you need witherstalk potions (best preventative you can find short of a vow of celibacy) or spindleweed salves (you know what these are for, I'm sure) come to the elf by the stables. Not going to judge, just here to help.

Comments

[rathercommon]

[ The handwriting on this one is smooth and practiced - nearly a secretary's hand. ]

You know, I was going to suggest that you repeat this message via sending crystal for those who can't read or write...but that drawing is pretty informative.

[ashesandboneyards]

Here to help! Good call on the crystal, mind.

Just need to make sure nobody's eating while they get a surprise message about crotch-rot, I suppose.

[rathercommon]

Oh, I don't know - I think that sort of thing would be good for them. Teach prudes to be less prudish.

Written in an equally messy hand

[the_effect_she_has]

I'm no healer but I do not think anything will 'fall off'. Just be unusable until ointments are applied. No one wants to touch red open sores.

[ashesandboneyards]

You heard it read it, folk. Even if it doesn't fall off, nobody'll want it anyway. Probably won't be able to do much with it yourself, either. Imagine it'll hurt something fierce if you try.

[the_effect_she_has]

According to the old healer in the Hinterlands, it will burn like the condamtion condemnation of the Maker.

[wickedchase]

I really don't think your art quite illustrates the point clear enough. Maybe you could get someone with a better sense of proportions?

I'm certain everyone could benefit.

[offortune]

How many witherstalk potions do you have?

[ The handwriting is small and neat, with only a little flourish on the longer lines. Someone smells a potential business venture. ]