Important Survey Part 2

[windyvoice]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jenny Lou
RECIPIENT: all u saints and sinners
NOTES: Deeply Serious Theological Discussions

Theological question!

Did the Maker and Andraste fuck? Also like what would happen if the Maker did fuck somebody and got them pregnant?

Also also for my Rifter bros so we can be inclusive and shit on the gods without getting smited, do your deities fuck and how's that work out for everybody.

Comments

[windyvoice]

They're like people who became holy through great deeds and died for something. Usually a god. So basically Andraste, only you wouldn't like pray to the Maker, you'd pray to her.

[bouchonne]

Mm. And they are all chaste?

[windyvoice]

Yeah, that's like the point of them.

[bouchonne]

I thought the point of them was great deeds.

[windyvoice]

They have multiple points. It's like great deeds, faithfulness, chastity and a couple other things I can't remember.

[bouchonne]

Chastity seems altogether unlike the others.

[windyvoice]

How ya figure?

[bouchonne]

Great deeds - useful. Faithfulness - useful. Chastity - never did anything for anyone.

[windyvoice]

I dunno, STDs and pregnancy are pretty big things.

[bouchonne]

Dearest Jenny Lou, has no one taught you how to prevent pregnancy? What a barbaric place you come from.

[windyvoice]

It's that good old public school abstinence based sex ed. It's cool though, they gave out free condoms at the clinic downtown.

[bouchonne]

Dear girl, you know that several of these words are not known to me, correct?

[windyvoice]

Abstinence is when you don't fuck.

[bouchonne]

I know that. I am perfectly well able to guess the content of what you're attempting to say, but truly, you communicate it very poorly.

[windyvoice]

Condoms are like a coat you put on your dick to keep the sperm from getting everywhere.

[bouchonne]

I know what a condom is.

[windyvoice]

So I totally got my point across!

[bouchonne]

Yes, to someone who is uncommonly intelligent. What happens when you communicate with all the other fools, hm?

[windyvoice]

Oh, it's way less work.

[bouchonne]

Because they care naught for what you have to say.

[windyvoice]

Awww, you care about me!

[bouchonne]

That's a generous interpretation of my words.

[windyvoice]

I'm learning from your example.

[bouchonne]

What example?

[windyvoice]

Your interpretation of the Chant, obviously.