Important Survey Part 2

[windyvoice]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jenny Lou
RECIPIENT: all u saints and sinners
NOTES: Deeply Serious Theological Discussions

Theological question!

Did the Maker and Andraste fuck? Also like what would happen if the Maker did fuck somebody and got them pregnant?

Also also for my Rifter bros so we can be inclusive and shit on the gods without getting smited, do your deities fuck and how's that work out for everybody.

Comments

[mereandrastianism]

[ Really. But the poor thing has clearly been given a terrible education in these matters. ]

Theirs was a spiritual marriage, Serah. Consummation was irrelevant.

[windyvoice]

Sure, but did they though?

[mereandrastianism]

Of course not.

[windyvoice]

See that's my thing, right? Is that like gods definitely fuck, but Saints super don't and Andraste's basically a Saint.

Also second question still stands.

[unshut]

[As if shocked this is even a question:]

Oh come now. Do we really think Mafereth betrayed Andratste simply on the basis of a desire for land?

[windyvoice]

No idea who that is.

[unshut]

Why the fair lady's mortal husband, of course.

[windyvoice]

The Maker cuck'ed Andraste's husband? Seriously?

[skulltasm]

OF COURSE THEY DID.

[unshut]

Were this conversation being had in person, this is where I might wink and give you a knowing look. Alas. We make do.

[windyvoice]

Okay, but how do you know?

[windyvoice]

Totally feel it coming through the airwaves or however this thing works. So can the Maker get someone pregnant or what? Also how does the fucking work? Is he like immaterial or did he bust through the Fade?

Did they fuck in the Fade?

[skulltasm]

MAYBE I WAS THERE. YOU DON'T KNOW.

[windyvoice]

You could literally be Andraste, but I still gotta see those receipts. Like how big is the Maker's dick?

[skulltasm]

THE MAKER IS CODED AS MALE AND RENOWNED FOR HIS ABILITY TO FABRICATE THINGS. DO YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKE THAT WOULDN'T MAKE SOMETHING INEFFABLY LARGE?

crystal.

[hornswoggle]

Felt things had gotten too quiet around here, did you?

[tender]

Depends on how strict you are about what counts as fucking, I guess.

[windyvoice]

Does that mean Andraste is a size queen?

[skulltasm]

YOU'VE SEEN THE STATUES OF HER. [ As if that answers the question. ]

crystal.

[windyvoice]

No idea what you mean, I'm just a clueless Rifter asking questions about the local dominant theology. And Byerly started it anyhow.

[windyvoice]

At least one person's genitals were involved and orgasams were had!

[windyvoice]

That totally doesn't answer the question.

[ YOU BET SHE'LL CALL HIM OUT!! ]

[tender]

Then yes, absolutely.

[windyvoice]

Okay, but whose and how.

[skulltasm]

WELL HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHETHER SHE WAS EXCLUSIVELY ATTRACTED TO THAT. SHE COULD'VE BEEN INTO ALL KINDS OF STUFF.