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[pyrazine]

FORM: Sending Crystal, god help us all
SENDER: Luana Marcos
RECIPIENT: all
WHAT: Someone let her figure this out
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: None

You know, I cannot figure it out. Do we hate magic or don't we? Because Inquisition means something totally different where I'm from and I'm getting real mixed messages around here. Bad enough that some of you think that I'm like. What. A hallucination or something? Don't think I don't hear what you say about those of us who didn't grow up in a place where you got everywhere without a car.

[BUT THAT SAID:]

Okay so two questions.

One: if I say spirit, or, maybe like. Fairy? What do you say in response.

And two: What's the next biggest city around here?

Comments

[limier]

If you are to continue this show of conversion, it would behoove you to pretend interest in the affair.

[ but the rest of it's hilarious so ]

Youthful rebellion?

[rowancrowned]

While also continuing to serve the Inquisition. I will be happy when it is over and the document signed.

[ sharp intake of breath. ]

If I pay no mind to it, it will pass.

[limier]

Has that ever worked?

[rowancrowned]

He has had turns of fancy before.

[limier]

Of fancy?

[ mmmmmmm ]

[rowancrowned]

[ what's the human word. ]

Hobbies.

[limier]

And your flights of fancy?

[ humans. apparently. ]

[rowancrowned]

I collected orchids from the East, and cultivated them. When I was young, I hunted.

[limier]

You concede you are not young.

[rowancrowned]

Settle my age in your mind as 'old enough to have a full-grown son'.