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[pyrazine]

FORM: Sending Crystal, god help us all
SENDER: Luana Marcos
RECIPIENT: all
WHAT: Someone let her figure this out
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: None

You know, I cannot figure it out. Do we hate magic or don't we? Because Inquisition means something totally different where I'm from and I'm getting real mixed messages around here. Bad enough that some of you think that I'm like. What. A hallucination or something? Don't think I don't hear what you say about those of us who didn't grow up in a place where you got everywhere without a car.

[BUT THAT SAID:]

Okay so two questions.

One: if I say spirit, or, maybe like. Fairy? What do you say in response.

And two: What's the next biggest city around here?

Comments

[pyrazine]

They don't like the look of me. Or maybe I smell.

[hornswoggle]

I sincerely doubt a horse would be that discerning. Some of the men I've seen riding without issue? That's hardly the problem.

Though it does leave the question of how you plan on traveling to these large cities with your current problem?

[pyrazine]

Well. I have feet, I guess.

[Four of them and the stamina of a wolf.]

[hornswoggle]

You can't expect to walk everywhere.

How do you feel about sailing?

[pyrazine]

Well, I can anticipate it.

I like boats okay. Why, do you have one?