[002] ota

[coppelganger]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Sarah Manning
RECIPIENT: Everyonnne
WHAT: Late night drunk dialing
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: n/a

So what do you actually do for fun around here? Besides drinking or sex. [ Because she already knows the joy of those, obviously. ] Do you have hobbies.

Comments

[coppelganger]

I'm not putting tomato on my eyes.

[strangel]

Why is difference?

[coppelganger]

Tomatoes are... like... wet. They drip. They've got seeds that gush out and shit.

[strangel]

( A laugh from Helena. )

You make tomatoes sound like slimey explosion, sestra.

[coppelganger]

Sounds about right, yeah?

[strangel]

( That regular laugh is upgraded to her extra raspy, ridiculous adorable laugh. You know the laugh. )

Once I found a slug in tomato. I put it into one of the nun's habits when she was not looking.

[coppelganger]

[ The thought of finding a SLUG inside a TOMATO is so, so horrifying. The slimy texture of both... gag. In fact, Sarah audibly does. ]

Jesus, Helena.

[strangel]

Sorry, sestra.

( Only briefly sheepish— )

You have very weak stomach.

[coppelganger]

It's not weak. Just... sensitive.

[strangel]

( A long pause. )

Sensitive is nice word for weak.

[coppelganger]

Well if that's what you think.

[strangel]

( THE DUMBEST AND BEST HELENA LAUGH TBH )

[coppelganger]

[ Helena is truly the worst ]

Shut up, meathead.