[002] ota

[coppelganger]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Sarah Manning
RECIPIENT: Everyonnne
WHAT: Late night drunk dialing
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: n/a

So what do you actually do for fun around here? Besides drinking or sex. [ Because she already knows the joy of those, obviously. ] Do you have hobbies.

Comments

[wythersake]

[ deadpan: ]

Knitting and baking. What are you up to?

[coppelganger]

Drinking, mostly. Christ, a lot of you are into knitting.

[wythersake]

I long for the pastoral comfort of sharp needles.

[ he has no idea how to knit. ]

You've left out fighting, though, that one goes with the bars about here. Size them up for me: Who's likely?

[coppelganger]

Oh, I don't fight.

[ lies ]

[wythersake]

Hardly means you can't watch.

[coppelganger]

That's true, good point.

[wythersake]

So? Who's likely?

[coppelganger]

Big bloke with a patch over one eye. I call him Pirate Pete.

[wythersake]

More succinct than Bad-Aim-Baldrick. Do you suppose he's an eye still under there?

[coppelganger]

Oh, I wouldn't doubt it. He just uses the patch to fake everyone out.

[wythersake]

Two silver if you can get him to switch it.