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[periastron]

FORM: Crystal & extra.
SENDER: Simon, Bronach, Alex
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Fulfilling their assignment for a medical survey
WHEN: pre-strike
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: If you feel so inclined, please fill in the survey over here; Please note that this survey is totally optional both ICly and OOCly, and is an expanded version of a survey requested by Commander Coupe. All comments are screened, and responses will be used for an ic report issued to the Forces division. ICly the information will be kept centralised and confidential, with the intention of it being accessed only by treating medical personnel. (If you are able to do this by April 25th for the sake of us submitting the report by the end of the month that would be really appreciated.)

G’day, it’s Alex… again. Sorry mates, I promise you’ll be liberated from my dulcet tones as soon as I can manage to feel tired of my own voice.

( So, never being her very cocky and extremely self-deprecating implication. At the same time, yes. )

We got an assignment needs completing, but to get that done we need to get a survey done, so that requires plaguin’ you lot for some information about health and doctorin’.

[And kind of ignoring all those words she doesn't understand at all--] If you're concerned about who can read it, it won't be something nailed to a board where anyone can get hold of it. But so the healers know not to give you a thing you hate or can't have when you were stupid enough to land in their laps.

[Look she has so much faith in you people.]

Your bedside manner is inspirin’.

( Barely audible, muttered, and… not as hypocritical as it seems. Maybe. )

But she’s right, medical shit is confidential, this is just to help make sure the Inquisition treats you right and in accordance with your wishes and all that. We’ll be using it to make a report for Commander Coupe, but beyond that it’ll be for medical personnel only.

All right, that’s--let’s not--get in our own way here, shall we. [That’s certainly helping.] If you’d feel better speaking to an Andrastian about all this, or just...a native, and you don’t mind it being a templar, that’s what I’m here for. [Simon doesn’t really get why all the preoccupation with fancy things like “privacy” and “confidentiality,” but if it gets them answers.]

And if you want we got paper copies you can fill in, or if you’d rather chat it out and none of us are people you’d be comfortable talkin’ with, we’ll grab someone else for you and figure it out. So uh— any questions, let us know.

Comments

[somethingwild]

So this is purely for informational purposes is it?

[Even for an optimist Newt can't help but listen to his more skeptical intuition every once and awhile. And he's not sure about handing over so much personal information about himself for the sake of a survey.]

[assistente]

[Commander Coupe translates directly, in Salvio's mind, to Forces. He frantically begins making some notes on a new piece of parchment.]

If, um. We can assign someone to create a form for reply, if you receive responses requesting paper copies.

Though-- if I can ask, please. Why, now, with these particiular questions?

[elegiaque]

Do you want only Inquisition members, or anyone present?

[gottakeeponejumpahead]

Well.

A'right.

If I need healing I'll go to a healer? Seems easy enough.

[There you go, survey done! He's helping.]

[arlathvhen]

This is an excellent idea. I hope we'll never have to use them, but I can see how they would prove useful. I've kept letters with similar notes on my person, just in case, but this would be easier for others to access.

Let me know if I can do anything to help.

[faithlikeaseed]

[Cheery,] Won't be much good at filling out a paper form, so I s'pose I'll need to borrow one of you, when it's convenient, to answer those questions. Maybe the templar.

[There's something teasing about the way he says that, like most of the Gallows doesn't know he's friends with Simon.

But also something a little strained.]

[lyriumcarved]

[Oh, yes, great. Invasive medical questions are so much fun. While he might understand the idea they're going for, to some extent, Fenris' guard just went way up about this. There are things no one needs to know.]

Is this really necessary? How do you intend to ensure that this information doesn't fall into the wrong hands?

[sorcerised]

[ Side-eyes this entire thing with great suspicion... ]

Why does Commander Coupe need a 'report' on our medical information? Unless this is only meant for people in Forces, I mean.