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[lyriumcarved]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Fenris
RECIPIENT: Everyone!
WHAT: Itching and bitching. This is a serious complaint that must be addressed.
WHEN: Now-ish
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: Full body tattoos are a bad idea, kids!

Apparently someone has seen fit to play a prank upon me. When I find out who's responsible, you will regret it... especially if it's you, Anders. [That agitated growl comes into his voice momentarily. Then there's a pause and a long sigh, followed by the sound of vigorous scratching. Though the latter is probably tricky to entirely guess at, it's at least apparent that he's doing something in the background.]

I thought we were all above such behavior. Unless someone can provide a better explanation for this...

[But he doesn't get to elaborate, as he's again too distracted by the incessant itching.]

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[justice_is_blond]

Oh yes. I'm quite certain I'm responsible for every other time things have gone wrong. That's what I do, follow everyone around and make life miserable.

[He's bored, and it shows in the dry sarcasm.]

Next time you try to stir up druffalo shit can you at least make it interesting? Use some brainpower or creativity. This is just sad.

[lyriumcarved]

Making others' lives miserable is a specialty of yours, though. Or are you really expecting everyone to just forget about what you did?

[He grumbles inaudibly under his breath, then adds,]

If you're really not to blame, then the matter obviously doesn't concern you, at all, anyway.

[justice_is_blond]

You used my name, specifically, but as usual, you're only concerned with what comes of what I did.

[He exhales heavily.]

You're obsessed with me, and I'm... I don't care, Fenris. I'm not doing anything to you, and I'd legitimately forgotten you were in the city.

If you'd like me to look at what's causing you itching, I will. If ever you're injured and you need a healer, you can call. If ever you have something new to say, you can call. Otherwise? Move on. Retreading the same circles of an argument over and over is pointless, and a waste of both of our times.

[lyriumcarved]

You wish I was as obsessed with you as you seem to think.

[But, ugh, he has to admit he has a point there, the fact they can manage to more or less forget one another's presence at times is probably for the better. The Inquisition surely has enough other problems in their midst. Anders is a problem in his view, of course... He makes a frustrated sound. The itching is becoming more annoying than Anders right now, surprisingly.]

I'll manage for now. [But if this doesn't end... Well. He just hopes he doesn't get that desperate.] I have a few things to try that Bethany brought over.