[ Crystal - Open ]

[universal_charm]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Jim Kirk
RECIPIENT: Anyone listening in
WHAT: Kirk makes an offer
WHEN: Harvestmere, about a week after he returns
WHERE: Kirkwall
NOTES: None right now

Hey there - Jim Kirk speaking.

I've returned from my travels with a surprising find that I thought some of you might be interested in. I found a large load of jeans in varying sizes and brought them back with me. So if you're anyone who wants a pair, you're welcome to come and look and see if there's one or two that fit.

Just send me a message if you're interested.

Comments

[serannas]

What are "jeans?"

[universal_charm]

They're a type of trouser made from a durable material called denim. They're the trouser type of choice where I come from.

[serannas]

Oh! Well something durable would be great! But do you really have a wide range of sizes?

[ Little Miss No Booty needs to know. ]

[universal_charm]

From what I can see, yes. I can't promise there will be one to your liking, but you're welcome to look.

And they go with absolutely everything.

[serannas]

I'd like to, very much. Is now convenient?

[universal_charm]

Oh - hmm, give me fifteen? I can meet you at the house. That way you can have a room to try them on in.

[serannas]

Okay. You'll have to give me directions.

[universal_charm]

Oh, yeah, sure. It's not to hard to find. Hope you don't mind cats, though. Or puppies.

[samahl]

Are jeans those blue things that makes you ass look marvelous?

I mean, it's rather marvelous on it's own, but those things just support it very well.

[universal_charm]

Got it in one! Those are jeans, yes.

[samahl]

Do you have a pair that would fit me?

[universal_charm]

Well, I might. Haven't really gone through what I picked up in great detail and I don't know your size. I could make a guess, but you'd have to try them on.

[samahl]

Knowing how clothing works for most Rifters, I'd likely have to find a woman's pair to fit me.

Do women's clothes still do lovely things for the backside?

[universal_charm]

That's one of their main selling points. 'Sculpting', they call it, though I don't really see how that's possible.

[samahl]

I think it's genius.

[universal_charm]

Haha, well, it's good to know, since I'll be wearing them more. Sam maybe too.

[provenforce]

[Jeans totally don't exist in the Star Wars universe so Rey is super confused and trying to figure out how it's possible Jim has a "load of genes" and brought them back with him.]

I... don't know... what that means. You have genetic material in pairs?

[universal_charm]

Not g-e-n-e-s. J-e-a-n-s. Jeans. They're a type of pant made from a material called denim in my world and others. Durable and flexible, very popular.

You want a pair?

[provenforce]

Oh. That's weird.

I would like a pair, now that I know what they are. Durable and flexible is always important, and less easy to find around here than you'd think.

[universal_charm]

Oh believe me, I know all about the struggle. Transitioning out of my uniform pants took a bit.

[provenforce]

I still have the trousers I arrived here in.

[universal_charm]

I have mine too, they just tend to draw looks. Which as I say it seems a silly thing to worry about when I'm offering people jeans.

[provenforce]

We're going to stand out regardless of what we wear. We have glowing green hands.

[doneisdone]

Sounds awful. [you hooligans and your weird demon fabrics]

[universal_charm]

Now now, don't knock it til you try it. I think you might really enjoy them.