Valentine Nicasus Maxence Mérovée Olivier de Foncé (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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therookery2017-05-24 02:34 pm
degenere) wrote in therookery2017-05-24 02:34 pm
crystal || OPEN.
FORM: sending crystal
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: E V E R Y O N E
WHAT: researchers, meet your new boss. everyone else, give Val a high five. applications for Research Secretary now being collected.
WHEN: right now
WHERE: your ears
Research, Inquisition. [Hail and well met my dudes Val is still Orlesian. Note the accent.] If this word does not thrill you as it does me, we have very little to speak of. In fact we may not have spoken at all. In Val Royeaux, at the University, I and my friends are well known for all of the research that we have contributed to the vast stores of knowledge that are contained within our much beloved and greatly venerated University.
And I am pleased now to inform you, Inquisition, that I have been made Head of Research for this very organization that we all name as our own. A very wise choice. There are so very few that possess my credentials, experience, and charm. It is my belief that we, as a division, shall far surpass the work of all other divisions. For our purpose is not only superior: it is clearer, too.
[In a more serious tone, now:] To those lucky enough to be working on research projects for the Inquisition, I am requesting that all work you have amassed on each topic be put into the fires and burned. [And a pause before, more cheerfully:] No! Do not do that. What I mean is, we start anew, together. But you must submit your work to me for a metaphorical burning. I shall burn it with my critique. I require at the very least a written proposal for the work you are conducting. If a project has begun, let us visit it together.
I shall also require a secretary. Chief duties for this position will be, of course, reading project proposals. Please, make an introduction and submit your credentials to me in my office forthwith. You need not be a member of our research efforts, but you must have a keen interest in reading terrible handwriting.
[And generally doing all the work but that part remains unsaid.]
And! To those that might contest my selection, I shall quote the translation of a rustic proverb found engraved upon the wall of Orzammar, taught to me by my very dear Baroness Frédérique: may a demon eat your arse.
SENDER: Val de Foncé
RECIPIENT: E V E R Y O N E
WHAT: researchers, meet your new boss. everyone else, give Val a high five. applications for Research Secretary now being collected.
WHEN: right now
WHERE: your ears
Research, Inquisition. [Hail and well met my dudes Val is still Orlesian. Note the accent.] If this word does not thrill you as it does me, we have very little to speak of. In fact we may not have spoken at all. In Val Royeaux, at the University, I and my friends are well known for all of the research that we have contributed to the vast stores of knowledge that are contained within our much beloved and greatly venerated University.
And I am pleased now to inform you, Inquisition, that I have been made Head of Research for this very organization that we all name as our own. A very wise choice. There are so very few that possess my credentials, experience, and charm. It is my belief that we, as a division, shall far surpass the work of all other divisions. For our purpose is not only superior: it is clearer, too.
[In a more serious tone, now:] To those lucky enough to be working on research projects for the Inquisition, I am requesting that all work you have amassed on each topic be put into the fires and burned. [And a pause before, more cheerfully:] No! Do not do that. What I mean is, we start anew, together. But you must submit your work to me for a metaphorical burning. I shall burn it with my critique. I require at the very least a written proposal for the work you are conducting. If a project has begun, let us visit it together.
I shall also require a secretary. Chief duties for this position will be, of course, reading project proposals. Please, make an introduction and submit your credentials to me in my office forthwith. You need not be a member of our research efforts, but you must have a keen interest in reading terrible handwriting.
[And generally doing all the work but that part remains unsaid.]
And! To those that might contest my selection, I shall quote the translation of a rustic proverb found engraved upon the wall of Orzammar, taught to me by my very dear Baroness Frédérique: may a demon eat your arse.
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Have a care. I do not take such insults to my work very lightly. What work I have done, I have done. By my own hand.
But I would not expect you to understand such a thing.
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I never said you didn't do it, I just said the acclaim might be in question.
I would counter your other statement, but I know I would be wasting my breath.
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[ He sighed, because he thinks this is a lost cause, but fine. ]
In my world I have several degrees in engineering and computation sciences.
[ It's really computer sciences, buuuut a little fudging because Thedas. ]
I was invited to join Star Fleet Academy by a sitting captain who had read my dissertation on a previous Star Fleet incident, and I earned my way to a captaincy of a ship in three years. I then was assaigned a five year exploration mission of which I was in year three of before I was dumped here.
Despite what you like to try and make yourself and others think, I'm not an idiot. I just don't crow about it and assume I'm the smartest one in every room like you.
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My congratulations on the many successes that coin bought you.
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I'm a farm boy, and it's about as lucrative there as it is here.
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By resigning as head of the research department. That would just really be the icing on the cake.
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I'll be sure to send you a poster for your office then. One of those inspirational ones. Always a delight to know I inspire.