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[samahl]

FORM: Written message
SENDER: Cyril Ashara
RECIPIENT: OPEN
WHAT: Cyril is being a troll, apparently.
WHEN: Current
WHERE: Posted Publicly
NOTES: None yet

[The handwriting here is very flowy and artistic. Not at all like what one would expect from a Dalish elf, but whoever has written it has taken their time. Those who know him probably know this is his way of dealing with his own tension over the conflict in Skyhold, others are free to interpret this as they will.]

Inquisition -

Has the constant Mage/Templar bickering formed knots in your back?

Are your nerves on edge anticipating the next castle-wide brawl?

Come see me for a free massage!
Stay for the charming company!

- Cyril Ashara
(The Dalish elf, who is still very available)

P.S. Extra care provided for burly warrior types who need attention given to sore muscles.

Comments

[samahl]

I'll help where I can.

[el_tybs]

You only eat pastries for lunch? That's not healthy

[el_tybs]

Well if I have any issues I know who to go to.

[samahl]

Now you're going to wonder how I keep my dashing figure.

[samahl]

As long as you remember me.

[sandsofhell]

Hopefully it doesn't entail cutting off my glowing hand.

[OOC: I got it setup, let me know if it works for you.]

[el_tybs]

Probably from all the exercise you get.

[el_tybs]

How could I forget?

[samahl]

Let's try to avoid that shall we?

I'll come find you. Give me a moment to gather some supplies.

[dalishious]

I will giv you one Bell

- M

[samahl]

What if I want one?

• C

[samahl]

It certainly helps.

[samahl]

[He doodles a little preening halla]

I do mean the offer. Whenever you need.

[el_tybs]

Do I get a hint?

[el_tybs]

Thank you.

[arlathvhen]

...Yeah, I could agree to that.

:)

[samahl]

It comes from a lot of work.

Too much, in fact.

[el_tybs]

Oh, so you've been a busy bee huh?

[samahl]

I am offering free massages, that will keep me even more so.

[el_tybs]

Just don't over due yourself, alright?

[samahl]

I'll be careful.

[And he doodles a little halla that is winking.]

[easternseaqueen]

[Inserted near the word "free":]

Tips greatly appreciated.

[samahl]

Now, I'd never say such a thing. [But he doodles a little winking halla.]

[easternseaqueen]

Pity. It's always better to walk away with a little something extra.

[...is that a necklace with a phallus-shaped charm drawn on the halla's neck? Yes. Yes, it is.]

[samahl]

True, but that doesn't always have to be gold.

[He adds a note pointing to the necklace.] Is this a real thing? Could I find one?