[OPEN] an important question

[amygdalae]

FORM: Written notice pinned to the local notice board
SENDER: Bruce... not that he'll admit it
RECIPIENT: Anyone who wants to read this
WHAT: A Very Important Question
WHEN: Beginning of Guardian, 9:43 Dragon
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Bruce probably won't be responding (much) but feel free to spam. Please spam.

[Perhaps the simplest notice ever - just a piece of parchment pinned neatly onto the board, with the following words written just as neatly on it:]

Taking suggestions for names to give to a dracolisk.
Nothing inappropriate, please.

[That's it that's the notice.]

Comments

[samahl]

Aravas.

[amygdalae]

[He should just ask.]

Is there a meaning behind the name?

[blightedson]

What color is it? That could change the suggestion. For example, it might be a bit on the nose but if it's green, then I should suggest something like 'Viridis.' That depends on how you feel about giving it a Tevene name.

[amygdalae]

I don't mind where the name originates from.

[Mostly its a matter of if he can pronounce it in the first place.]

It's a... Sharp-Tail breed, if I remember correctly. If that helps in anyway.

[chainlightning]

Liz!

[ merrill, no ]

[amygdalae]

[Merrill, why.]

I'll take that under consideration.

[blessedmaiden]

[There's an audible gasp- but only because it takes her a second to realize he's talking about the four legged lizard-chocobos of that world, not a dragon of sort]

It really depends... do you wantto give it a majestic name? Bahamuth. [They are tiny-bit-harmless-silly dragons, after all] Something silly? I remember we had a dragon nicknamed Clawsome at home. Something normal... I have no idea, Bob?

[amygdalae]

Those are all... interesting names.

[...he's trying his best to be polite.]

[sulena]

[ here is one very excited and very Starkhaven elf. ] Oh! How fun, so let's see...

Faodail, Solasta, or perhaps Tuil-bheum!

[amygdalae]

[Okay the first two is alright, but the third...]

Tuil-bheum?

[Is that even a word.]

[limier]

"Lizardhorse". "Dentist". "Named by Committee".

[amygdalae]

Thanks. I think.

[No, he doesn't think so.]

[justice_is_blond]

Bitey Biterson The Third.

[amygdalae]

[Crosses it out, and adds a note.]

Too many 'biteys'.

[issala]

Mine is named 'Ataashi', 'cuz it's a dragon-horse. Maybe you could name it dragon in some other language?

[amygdalae]

Maybe. I've had some suggestions thus far.

[Kas can probably see them since pretty much everything here is probably being scrawled on the notice Bruce put up on the first place.]

[inagutterson]

Justinia.

[amygdalae]

It's ma

I'm not naming it after the late Divine.

[byblow]

Freckles. Spike. Sweetpea.

[amygdalae]

'Sweetpea' feels more like an oxymoron more than anything else.

[chainlightning]

Oh, I like Sweetpea!

[unbrokenoath]

Scaley.

[ Don't take advice from the woman who named her dog Puppy. ]

[amygdalae]

[Don't worry he won't.]

Your suggestion has been noted.

[obi_wanmanshow]

Have you considered asking the dracolisk what it wants to be called?

[amygdalae]

Communication is not exactly its forte.

[disproportionate]

Dipshit

[amygdalae]

[There's only one person he knows with that kind of handwriting.

Bruce politely crosses it out.

...and that's all he's going to do.]