crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everybody
WHAT: More important questions.
WHEN: Todayish
WHERE: A crystal near YOU!
NOTES: Nah.

Politics aside - is that possible? Can we do that? I have faith in you, all of you -

[ Getting off topic there Alistair. ]

Politics aside, [ Alistair's voice continues, with scolding emphasis aimed at himself, ] who wears skirts better, do you think? Mages or Templars?

[ xoxo ]

Comments

[byblow]

[ There's a moment of silence while Alistair tries to follow the logic there, then decides the logic must just be "find a way to say the word phallic." And JOKE'S ON YOU, BUDDY, he's 32 years old and he isn't going to sputter.]

Do just as well to show they're mages, I meant. It doesn't have anything to do with how well they wear the skirts.

If you just want to talk about which set is more attractive, sure. Though none of them smile enough for me. On average.

[samahl]

[Hey, Cyril's not the one with a flaming sword emblazoned on his chest.]

I know. We'll have to think of ways to get both groups to smile more. We'll have to work on our comedy.

[byblow]

Good plan. Maybe you could start by wandering through the Templar tents and telling them all how phallic their weapons are

[samahl]

Pretty much all weapons are, though.

[byblow]

Anything longer than it's wide is phallic, if you want to look at it that way. And if it's wider than it's long, you just tilt your head to the side, and voilà.

[samahl]

[He has to chuckle for a moment over that]

There you go, now you're getting it!

[byblow]

Great.

Now how do I give it back?

[samahl]

Oh, don't worry. I'll take it off your hands.