crystal.

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everybody
WHAT: More important questions.
WHEN: Todayish
WHERE: A crystal near YOU!
NOTES: Nah.

Politics aside - is that possible? Can we do that? I have faith in you, all of you -

[ Getting off topic there Alistair. ]

Politics aside, [ Alistair's voice continues, with scolding emphasis aimed at himself, ] who wears skirts better, do you think? Mages or Templars?

[ xoxo ]

Comments

[ichaer]

You'd think him ending up at Valeska's Watch would make him reconsider this choice in clothes but he hasn't slowed down at all! Camilla sent me a letter and I swear you can hear her crying from afar about it.

[circleprodigy]

Really, in Emprise du Lion? That's as impressive as it is appalling.

[ichaer]

He's a force of nature, I tell you! Like a hurricane, tornado and volcano wrapped in short skirts to torment us all.

They say the Maker smiles sadly on us because of our sacrifices but I think he might actually be weeping about one certain Free Marcher that lets it all hang out.

[circleprodigy]

[Stifled laughter over here.]

Imagine that stubbornness put to better use. Such potential wasted.

[ichaer]

Can you imagine his actual potential? Just throw him at the front lines screaming and he'll startle all of the enemies and possibly blind them with the sun reflecting into their eyes.

[circleprodigy]

Someone should write to his superiors about this fascinating battle plan. I volunteer you.

[ichaer]

I'll go straight there myself. Anthony owes me coin from our games of Wicked Grace.