The worst sort of would you rather for doglords, probably

[inagutterson]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Yngvi
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: An important question for doglords/people with dogs, everyone else can chime in
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Just Yngvi in general? Probably language. Feel free to threadjack.

I have a question. [And so goes the dramatic pause. Or just the general pause as Yngvi remembers what the question even was in the first place.] S'pose it's for the dirty doglords among you but if you've got a dog you can answer, or if you feel like making a guess, I'm not some sad little scholar but I want to know the answer.

D'you reckon a Fereldan would make a dog pie if there was nothing else to eat? Or would they starve first and let the dog eat?

[Christine you're welcome.]

Comments

[inagutterson]

Don't put ideas in the heads of my children for they are many and pink and furious.

[tactical_alert]

I can't say I've ever seen a furious nug, but I can't imagine they would be anything more than a mere inconvenience.

[inagutterson]

See how you like it when I set Stroganugg, Nugg Wellington and Rump Roast on you with the rest.

[But not Truffles because Truffles is delicate and kind of useless beyond flopping.]

[tactical_alert]

[Malcolm is a very serious though occasionally sarcastic Seeker in a serious position where he definitely does not have snarky side conversations with a bullshit artist and definitely doesn't laugh like a boy at the names of the nugs.

Okay, maybe he's laughing, but. it's a manly laugh.]

They...they sound like delicious little warriors.