The worst sort of would you rather for doglords, probably

[inagutterson]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Yngvi
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: An important question for doglords/people with dogs, everyone else can chime in
WHEN: Now
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Just Yngvi in general? Probably language. Feel free to threadjack.

I have a question. [And so goes the dramatic pause. Or just the general pause as Yngvi remembers what the question even was in the first place.] S'pose it's for the dirty doglords among you but if you've got a dog you can answer, or if you feel like making a guess, I'm not some sad little scholar but I want to know the answer.

D'you reckon a Fereldan would make a dog pie if there was nothing else to eat? Or would they starve first and let the dog eat?

[Christine you're welcome.]

Comments

[inagutterson]

Bet they all came out of an Orlesian or Fereldan. But if you're about the tavern, come find me, the name's Yngvi or 'that one with the nugs' like I don't buy them food and drink too, the cheek.

S'thirsty work explaining the shit people get wrong. Humans get wrong, don't think elves and horned folk give two shits really, and like, who writes all the books? Humans.

[universal_charm]

I can remember Yngvi just fine, don't worry, though I apologize if it takes me a few times to get the pronunciation correct.

I take everything I read in the libraries with a grain of salt for that reason. I prefer to talk to someone from that particular culture or race if I can, so I would be honored if you would speak with me on dwarves.

[inagutterson]

Oh you'll crumble when you get to my surname if you think you'll get stuck on that.

[Asher Hardie's other legacy, besides the animal pelt slankets.]

Tell you what, you can pick the date, just need to make sure it won't clash with my dinner plans with the Orlesian scholar and the rifter because that'd just get too confusing, trying to have that many chats all at once.

[universal_charm]

Just give me a few tries, I can do it.

How about you tell me when those are and I'll pick around those? I'm in the tavern most nights, frankly. Not much else in the way of a nightlife here.