collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[pinprick]

I'm not trying to flatter you. I'm trying to be honest.

[It occurs to him that he's arguing against Anders being flattered. That's pretty silly.]

When do you get back?

[justice_is_blond]

I think we're getting to the heart of things now. A couple of days, no more. You? And how do you feel about perfumed salves for your hands?

[pinprick]

All I want is you. I miss you.

[justice_is_blond]

I miss you too. How is your task going?

[pinprick]

I think they've found the prickliest people in and around Skyhold and sent them all on this mission.

[justice_is_blond]

They missed one who came along with us. I'd offer to loan her out, but it's a little far. Soon you'll be back in camp, though, as will I. Soon you'll get to pet Purrelden again. She misses you too.

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[pinprick]

How can you tell?

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[justice_is_blond]

Because she threads around the bed, walking over my chest and then to the empty side of it making curious noises because she can't find you to walk all over too. And she's kneading the empty pillow, something she doesn't normally do.

She likes you.

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[pinprick]

Aww. I know Lady misses you because she's more forlorn than usual.

I'll talk to you tonight, as usual. I miss you.

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[ silence broken for ] Does that mean you're nearly finished?

[justice_is_blond]

...I was nearly done. But now I'm not so sure.

[pinprick]

Not nearly done. I cannot say enough how much I love this man. [Kissy noises.]

[byblow]

Eugh.

[justice_is_blond]

I'd tell you you're making it worse... but I suspect it might be on purpose.

[justice_is_blond]

[Have some choked laughter that might be accompanied by something far more shy and self-conscious than the sound might imply.]

Let's not get him too upset, love. Maybe he and his friend can use this as an example of what to do right.

[pinprick]

As you say. Tonight, then. I love you.

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[justice_is_blond]

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