collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[pinprick]

Aww. I know Lady misses you because she's more forlorn than usual.

I'll talk to you tonight, as usual. I miss you.

[byblow]

[ silence broken for ] Does that mean you're nearly finished?

[justice_is_blond]

...I was nearly done. But now I'm not so sure.

[pinprick]

Not nearly done. I cannot say enough how much I love this man. [Kissy noises.]

[byblow]

Eugh.

[justice_is_blond]

I'd tell you you're making it worse... but I suspect it might be on purpose.

[justice_is_blond]

[Have some choked laughter that might be accompanied by something far more shy and self-conscious than the sound might imply.]

Let's not get him too upset, love. Maybe he and his friend can use this as an example of what to do right.

[pinprick]

As you say. Tonight, then. I love you.

[justice_is_blond]

I love you too. Tonight, my cutecumber.

[pinprick]

[A choking laugh as the feed ends.]