collection of vital intelligence

[byblow]

FORM: Crystal
SENDER: Alistair
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: IMPORTANT
WHEN: Now, whenever, time is an illusion
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Threadjacking strongly encouraged.

Urrrgent question: what's the most charming way you've ever been flirted with? And the least charming. Or the most and least charming ways you've ever flirted with someone else.

I know how this sounds, but I really am asking for a friend.

—if you know any good puns, share those, too.

That's all. Thank you.

Comments

[pinprick]

How can you tell?

[byblow]

[justice_is_blond]

Because she threads around the bed, walking over my chest and then to the empty side of it making curious noises because she can't find you to walk all over too. And she's kneading the empty pillow, something she doesn't normally do.

She likes you.

[byblow]

[pinprick]

Aww. I know Lady misses you because she's more forlorn than usual.

I'll talk to you tonight, as usual. I miss you.

[byblow]

[ silence broken for ] Does that mean you're nearly finished?

[justice_is_blond]

...I was nearly done. But now I'm not so sure.

[pinprick]

Not nearly done. I cannot say enough how much I love this man. [Kissy noises.]

[byblow]

Eugh.

[justice_is_blond]

I'd tell you you're making it worse... but I suspect it might be on purpose.

[justice_is_blond]

[Have some choked laughter that might be accompanied by something far more shy and self-conscious than the sound might imply.]

Let's not get him too upset, love. Maybe he and his friend can use this as an example of what to do right.

[pinprick]

As you say. Tonight, then. I love you.

[justice_is_blond]

I love you too. Tonight, my cutecumber.

[pinprick]

[A choking laugh as the feed ends.]