Sending crystal announcement

[mythalenaste]

FORM: Sending Crystal
SENDER: Pel Ashara
RECIPIENT: Everyone
WHAT: Announcing the publication of her first book
WHEN: After Weisshaupt/Western Approach things calm down a bit
WHERE: Skyhold

[A somewhat monotone voice is heard over the crystals.]

It's Pel. Of Clan Ashara. I've written a book and it's published now. It's about Dalish culture. I will be selling it at my yarn shop until the new Divine is elected, at which point it will be banned because it's a book about elves written by an elf. So buy it while you can.

[What? She's not a hawker. She's not a beggar, either.

She'll hang around on the crystal in case anyone has questions.]

Comments

[the_effect_she_has]

You mean let her defend herself?

[Pause.]

Well. Sure. She'll do a better job of it anyways.

[arsebiscuit]

I-

[ That is a totally reasonable response. Damn you ]

Yeah. Good. That's- right. Thanks.

[the_effect_she_has]

You're welcome. Drinks at the Herald when I get back?

[arsebiscuit]

If we don't get gobbled by dragons. Or those weird giant spiders things- gah.

[the_effect_she_has]

You know, I'm starting to think I don't get paid enough for this job ...

[arsebiscuit]

You getting paid? Josie keeps sending me notes with little hearts drawn on them 'stead of gold.

[the_effect_she_has]

Is this to counter all the notes you send her with, ah, girly bits on them?

[arsebiscuit]

Those are outta love, yeah? And some have boy bits! With beards and all.

[the_effect_she_has]

Yeah I think I know why you're not getting paid.

[arsebiscuit]

Huh. Might be right. Should start sending them to Cass instead.

[the_effect_she_has]

You question your survival against dragons and spiders -- and you're going to send Seeker Pentaghast boy and girl bits drawings?

[arsebiscuit]

The shit she throws at me have to worth something, yeah?

[the_effect_she_has]

Well, yeah, gold not ... her chasing you around with her death glare and a sword.