[ OPEN CORRESPONDENCE ] TELL ME BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW

[universal_charm]

FORM: Sending crystal
SENDER: Jim Kirk
RECIPIENT: Everyone who wants to listen
WHAT: Two important points of business
WHEN: Currently
WHERE: Skyhold
NOTES: Potential (probably guaranteed) raunchiness

_{[ There's a soft muttering at first - "Does this thing actually work? I think I'm doing this right... okay here goes..." a cough and finally - ]}

Ah, good afternoon everyone. My name's Jim Kirk, and I haven't been here long, but I had a couple of things I wanted to look into, if anyone could be so kind as to provide answers.

First - I'm looking for either a woodworker, merchant, anyone can make or provide a chess board and chess pieces. If you don't know what that game is, I can describe what it is I need, and even teach it to you, if you like. It's a strategy game where I am from that I am fond of, and I would like a little piece of home while so far away from it.

I'm willing to pay, of course.

But now for the really important question....

What are the best and worst pick up lines - either used on you or that you've used yourself?

_{[ It's definitely an important question. ]}

Comments

[universal_charm]

Usually it's the eyes, but points for going for another feature.

_{[ Why yes, he is critiquing you on the fly, Cyril. ]}

[samahl]

It's strange, I don't usually use practiced lines. My modus operandi leans more towards talking to the person, finding out what they like, touching them at the right moments, testing to see how they respond to the closeness, leaning ever closer while still getting them to talk about things they care about... [He pauses, letting that sink in for a moment. His voice, then he goes straight to dropping the soft way of wording things.]

Then eventually offering to suck them off or bend over for them.

[universal_charm]

_{[ He lets out a laugh at that. He had been drinking something he might have choked on it with the initial shock. ]}

So you like the honey-trapping method?

[samahl]

[Oh boy, that laugh is far too charming.]

I like getting to know a guy and letting him know that I'm always happy to experience his body.

[universal_charm]

_{[ It's a curse, Cyril. No, wait, that's a lie. It's a gift. ]}

Is that what you're doing now?

[samahl]

My, are you asking me if I'd sleep with you?

[universal_charm]

Didn't take away your moment, did I?

[samahl]

[He chuckles a bit.] Not at all.

The answer is yes, though. Yes, I absolutely would.

[universal_charm]

There's my ego-stroke for the day ~

Though for the record - feeling's mutual.

_{[ There's definitely a wink in his voice. ]}

[samahl]

We'll have to enjoy that mutual feeling some time.

[universal_charm]

I can be found at the Tavern most nights - you know, if you ever want to come looking for me.

[samahl]

I'll take you up on that.

You won't even have to try out any of the pick up lines.

[universal_charm]

Well, you don't have to....

[samahl]

I don't have to do anything. I want to.

[universal_charm]

Well, in that case, drop by any time ~